Once again, I don't know what my brother is supposed to be. What is that red ball-thing on his head? It's a mystery. Anyway, it was 1975, and he was getting ready to ride in our town's annual Apple Blossom Parade.
••• This just in... my mom says that the red thing is an apple. Okay. ••
For more examples of my mom's..."creative"...accessory ideas, see here, here, and here